this is cute but 10 seconds later that kangaroo kicked the shit out of that kid and put it in a sleeper hold and suffocated it because kangaroos are real as fuck
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
Boys don’t understand the horrible view girls have of themselves
AMEN
Literally fml
I’ll always reblog this I think
This is what I see
Read it once through, then without the brackets, then only the brackets.
(It took such a long time to write though)
this is so freaking amazing omg.
i’m officially a trendsetter
These are legit my favourite things
ugh
today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”
misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:
you’re a 10? on the pH scale maybe
cuz u basic
