sex.food.cats.and everything else.

stillslydgn:

i’m too punk croc for this shit 

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connietough:

#it looks like joff is jammin to some 90’s rap but marg is more into grunge

connietough:

#it looks like joff is jammin to some 90’s rap but marg is more into grunge

unamusedsloth:

You shouldn’t have. Really.

unamusedsloth:

You shouldn’t have. Really.

forest-of-stories:

agelfeygelach:

roachpatrol:

tastefullyoffensive:

Science Penguin [x]

i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight

And penguins lack large terrestrial predators, so their reaction to humans tends to be, “HELLO STRANGE GIANT PENGUINS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU HAVE ANY FISH?”

SO HAPPY TO SEE SCIENCE PENGUIN ON MY DASH.

I’m so fucking sick of saying I’m sorry when I’m the one collapsed on the ground.
mental-slut (via perfect)
cloudcuckoolander527:

strawberrypatty:

seriouslyamerica:

Casual holiday reminder that the Weasley twins once bewitched snowballs to repeatedly hit Voldemort in the face.



The Weasley twins are some hardcore little shits. 

cloudcuckoolander527:

strawberrypatty:

seriouslyamerica:

Casual holiday reminder that the Weasley twins once bewitched snowballs to repeatedly hit Voldemort in the face.

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The Weasley twins are some hardcore little shits. 

crazycatladyxv:

grrrlillabiscuits:

he was a skater catshe said “see you later cat”meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

Why is this so funny

crazycatladyxv:

grrrlillabiscuits:

he was a skater cat
she said “see you later cat”
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow

Why is this so funny

fruitsgarden:

sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast

fruitsgarden:

sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast

thatfunnyblog:

"why do people choose between pepsi and coke, they both taste the same"

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dulect:

listen up you little bitch

dulect:

listen up you little bitch

fuckyeahchandlerbing:

AGAIN. 

AGAIN.