sex.food.cats.and everything else.

whetaver:

when someone says they dont like dogs

image

hotboysofficial:

when questions contains the answers to a different problem on a test 

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debilitati0n:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

sir-hathaway:

Actual representation of what I will be like on New Years.

sir-hathaway:

Actual representation of what I will be like on New Years.

hellyeahyums:

the-gingerdancer:

sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

or swearing

if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

"he has been found guilty

"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."

nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself