Why are they blowing on it when it’s still in the oven? What kind of fucking sense does that make?
why didnt they put any fucking cheese on that pizza
Maybe they’re vegans
"I hope these shrubs are vegan". I’m dying.. haha
I rolled down a hill while taking a panorama for this one
IT LOOKS LIKE A PUDDLE THAT LEADS INTO AN ALTERNATE WORLD
this is sick !!
so who do I get in touch with about marrying obama’s speechwriter
last year this kid had some water damage on this math textbook and when he turned it in at the end of the year the teacher asked him how it had gotten it wet and he looked her straight in the eye and said “from my tears”
if puppies could talk i would never even want to try and make human friends ever again